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Sec Demotivational Poster


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?


THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




KEEP A SECRET -


TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

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rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm

ehem....?
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




BEAUTIFUL -


TAGS: woman esteem beauty mirror insecurity
Rating: 4.23/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:19 pm
Women aren't god's gift to mankind. They're just humans, like everyone else. They are a combination of good, bad, happy, sad, foolish, wise, beauty, and ugly. That being said, I don't dislike women, I like them more because they're just like me.
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am
Bingo! 5L


MILLIONAIRE -


TAGS: billionaire millionaire secret woman mariand
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - April 19, 2012, 10:05 am
N-I-C-E...reminds me of a broker or two...


SECURITY - I have 6 locks in a row on my door and when I leave i only lock 3 of them That way if someone tries break in, they're actually always locking 3 of them


TAGS: security
Rating: 4.76/5

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HOMELAND SECURITY -




SODOMY TROLL - He's coming for you


TAGS: alien cat sodomy troll buttsecks luca
Rating: 2.86/5


GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE -


TAGS: cavity search tsa homeland security
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:18 am

yo Airman, got a letter from Aunt Bob today. said he's applying for this job.


Young Love -


TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.47/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:52 pm
Thanks Hinoron. Glad ya liked it!
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:30 pm
This needs to be a youtube video! Some one get a guitar... I mean, banjo!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L


LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul




3 MILLION DOLLARS -




18 Inches -




THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.




$48,070 - That's your share of the U.S. debt Now hurry up and pay our Social Security




CATS -


TAGS: cat eyes secret
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
[email protected]! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!


BUTTSECKS -


TAGS: buttsecks
Rating: 3.61/5

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leeebling - June 4, 2009, 11:19 am
Most delightful!
ddddddfffffffdfdff - June 4, 2009, 7:50 am
absolute classic
Wolfie - April 10, 2009, 7:53 am
Gaytest failed... crap
Claire - February 23, 2009, 5:32 pm
That is awesome.


CIVILIAN SECURITY FORCE - Hitler had a Civilian Security Force too!!! They were called Nazis!!!!


TAGS: obama nazi security force
Rating: 2.18/5

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HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:48 am
This pic is dead on.
Elder God Douchebag - March 9, 2009, 10:26 am
Mainly because I don't feel like sifting through the comments to see if it was corrected, but the Nazis were the political party, not the security force. That was the SS. I dub Gman a full-fledged retard.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:11 am
Foreign Service personel who work the US Embassies overseas. When did he ever say these would be armed militarily or have any police like powers. Rep. Paul Broun shold get his head outta his ass for even trying to link this together.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:06 am
gman, Comparing the POTUS to Hitler is about as dumb as it can get. Also get your facts straight, Obama wasn't talking about a military force, but beefing up the Peace Corps and USA Freedom Corps, which btw is a Bush initiative. And about beefing up...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 2:13 am
WTFO, clever. But you can't blame him. He is looking pretty fly right now. And Mark, good point.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Hey HtD - That wasn't a non-sequitur. It was pretty funny.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:48 am
HtD. I believe he shops at Marx 'r' Us.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:47 am
agdaniele, it took me a couple of reads but when I got it, it made me laugh. Unfortunately, it came with a rather graphic image too.
HtD - March 9, 2009, 1:33 am
Where does Obama keep getting all these cool hats?
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:24 am
You're very wrong, WTFO... I'd guess that it will make a shloshing sound at best.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:43 pm
Our role is to protect the nation as a whole versus patrolling streets.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:42 pm
Again with a stupid comment, Timmy-B? The military performs outstanding missions every day. However, it is not our role to protect civilians. If it was then the USA would be under martial law. Pull your head outta ur ass. It'll make a loud "POP" when u do
barockeva - March 8, 2009, 5:47 am
If the military would do their job, they wouldn't need a different force to protect civilians.


JUST KILL ME -


TAGS: second childhood
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 1:44 pm

lolz...a married guy no doubt. get a girlfriend dude...they'll rock your socks off!!!
Hicktown - June 27, 2011, 12:48 pm
If only women acted like this in real life... normally doggy style is the man sitting and begging while the woman rolls over and plays dead
monstrolegume - June 26, 2011, 1:58 pm
uauhauhahuahuauahauhhua
tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:18 am
Cute. Looks like fun to me.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 6:56 am

funny...i have an account at deviant art but that is not where i came across this pic. i did check out skia and yes....very good stuff. i'll have to try and work more of his/hers.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 12:57 am
Oh c'mon! Even I can take a hint like this
Cloudchaser - June 26, 2011, 12:44 am
Art by Skia. http://skia.deviantart.com http://www.furaffinity.net/user/skia Is a good, funny artist. Gallery is worth a look


SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET -




MISDIRRECTION - Hallmark of the best security systems.




VASECTOMY -




KISS MY IRISH ARSE -




WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




YTD AIRPORT STATISTICS -


TAGS: security screening tsa
Rating: 4.86/5

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Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:44 pm
I win i win!!! She still looks good even when she is bummin it.
Airman - January 19, 2011, 2:40 pm
yes it is
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
Is it Kate Beckinsale?
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:08 pm
5 finger check for you airman!
Airman - January 19, 2011, 12:55 pm
anyone recognize that young lady? hint: actress
hootizz - January 19, 2011, 3:32 am
hahaha.., trust you airman... 5 tooth paste tube bombs for you...
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 7:49 pm
When I go to Dominica in March I will REFUSE to go through that line.....until I have a raging stiffy, that'll learn 'em
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 5:29 pm

lol


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




LIBERTIES -


TAGS: airport security lady liberty humiliation
Rating: 4.84/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 27, 2010, 12:22 am
remarry ->divorce -> flesh light
Ookami85 - December 27, 2010, 12:07 am
Just remember guys, under that gown, she's still a French lady. Hopefully they'll let her take a razor through.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 8:04 am
@Ackbar -> Rinse -> Repeat
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 11:17 pm
dating -> marriage -> divorce
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 11:15 pm

google images-> porn-> deep penetration.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 10:41 pm
image -> adjustments -> invert


BUTTSECKS - Against the law.


TAGS: buttsecks
Rating: 2.1/5

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Bob Chin - November 24, 2008, 12:03 pm
are those supposed to be condoms on the groud beneath the van? Dudes hung like a palimino.


GRUBS - Chicks with small hands make them look bigger


TAGS: women insects
Rating: 2/5

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Sean - June 3, 2009, 11:27 pm
MASSIVE FUN ... oh wait, was that electronically outloud? Shoot.
JESSE - June 3, 2009, 10:50 pm
MASSIVE PROTIEN


SLOPPY SECONDS - I don't want yours


TAGS: seconds sloppy
Rating: 2.31/5


GONE WITH THE WIND -


TAGS: money security corruption friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:54 pm
Hopefully, they straighten it out and give seniors all the benefits they worked for their entire lives. Politicians regardless of affiliation are nothing but cheap crooks....
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:07 pm
My Sister Just When On S S And Their F--king Her Every Changes They Get It's Not Right !


MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




SATISFACTION - Batman always leaves his sexual partners limp and satisfied!


TAGS: batman buttsecks bestiality
Rating: 3/5

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Guest091 - August 11, 2009, 8:34 am
I can't get no...satisfaction...


TSA CHECKPOINTS -




HUNTING - Wrong on so many levels


TAGS: hunting secks redneck
Rating: 3.02/5

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Redneck - March 9, 2009, 5:46 am
somebody shoot fido! gonna jizz on the backstrap..
WhiteRaven - February 20, 2009, 8:37 pm
There is no exception to Rule #34...Not even suprise dog on deer buttsecks during ear rape.


BORDER SECURITY - We gotta catch them somehow.




She thinks I’m listening -




HIDDEN VICES... -




NOTHING MAKES ME SO LONELY - As Much As My Secrets Held From The Ones Who Mean The World To Me ...


TAGS: nothing lonely secret hidden loved
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
That may be but, by elimination, the second-best policy is dishonesty...
tellitlikeitis - January 9, 2012, 12:38 pm
Honesty is the best policy.
pratham - January 8, 2012, 12:19 am
so true... 5L
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 6:54 pm
Thank you... Sometimes this is quite true for me (which really is kind of demotivational!) but usually I try to not have too many secrets. :)
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
Very Good !


THEY ARE AMONG US -


TAGS: job security hiding in plain sight
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - September 18, 2011, 5:14 am
Once fired, the hole you leave in the company is like the hole you leave in a bucket of water after pulling your hand out
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:49 pm
You know what they say, cemeteries are full of indispensable men
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
You also don't want to be irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted


SURPRISE BUTTSECKS! - The best way to get revenge on your ex.




MY SECRET ADMIRER -




PATIENCE & WISDOM - it's good to have both


TAGS: secrets of life
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - January 28, 2010, 6:09 pm
Been down that road before. 5Ls


ALCOHOL - Even better on the way out.


TAGS: alcohol even better the second time around
Rating: 2/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:38 pm
ok folks, i drunk a bottle of wodka with one of my best friends and now we smoke some weed. you probably understand that this is amsome to me now. 5L from me. excuse me, i have to puke
karlingall - April 15, 2010, 5:39 pm
that is vomit so 1l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:15 pm
I have to say 1L due to it just being Gross. I rejected it the first time just for that reason. I approved this one and your gay test one before it to show you just how well they would do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
Wow, a vomit fetish. So do you pay lil Japanese ladies to puke on you? What would that be a jaded shower?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:06 pm
or a wrestling fetish, or a Mario Brother's fetish, maybe a Santa fetish?
deadraisin - April 15, 2010, 4:03 pm
That's because you don't have a vomit fetish like I do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
1L, this doesn't amuse me in the least bit.


LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - You need to feel me up to make sure I don't have anything dangerous? Ok, just don't forget my fish dinner.




THE FORUM, WE'LL SEE YOU THER -


TAGS: do not abuse the comment section please
Rating: 5/5

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Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:56 pm
And clowns, and cows, and dogs, and frozen people, and a girl.
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
Lions, and Tigers, and Bears! Oh, My!
Derek - November 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
The forum - that's where they throw you to the lions.


GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.


TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.


AIRPORT SECURITY - They're going to grope you anyway. You might as well hide something epic in there!




WHY DOES HE -


TAGS: cubby secretary
Rating: 4.31/5

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GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:31 am
Well bless my soul. I finally popped into puberty! 5 nocturnal emissions!


IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -




WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - It's his job. So stop asking questions and please move on.




TURNED TABLES -




SURPRISE BUTTSECKS - Done Doggy Style!




GOOD GIRLS - Always Try To Brush Up Their Skills




HICKEYS - INSECURE ABOUT LOSING YOUR MAN? ADVERTISE IT!!!




WHOEVER SAID -


TAGS: no second chance knife throw
Rating: 4.93/5

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Houseplant - January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm
Jack and Meg White of the "White Stripes". Great caption 5L
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:34 pm
never trust a knife thrower -_-
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
with that kind of wind I wouldn't bet my life on the thr5wer :)


*SHUDDERS* - brb


TAGS: large insects gagme
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 17, 2013, 10:52 pm
I think I'm going to stay in the States; world traveling is overrated.
moonforlisa - March 9, 2013, 7:33 pm
Please just shoot me now. This is what nightmares are mafe of...
the1stCOMMI3 - June 16, 2011, 2:46 pm
I used to think I was afraid of spiders, but now I have 10 more things to worry about! and 10 divided by two gets you 5L's my friend


SECURITY FEATURES - sponsored by microsoft




SECRECY - No one gets hurt If no one finds out




WORDS - I just throw words at you, it is you who give them meaning


TAGS: secretdevil
Rating: 4.14/5

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Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:25 am
L for 5 you.. Just throwing it out there...
mariand - July 20, 2011, 6:49 am
well said... I like it


SO HERE'S THE PLAN -




TSA SECURITY CHECKS - Are starting to get a little too personal




AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - As our last stop in our picture tour of the inside of a U.S. NAVY ship. We have a picture of a typical work center on board. All potential OPSEC items have been whited out.


TAGS: opsec
Rating: 3.4/5

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phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 4:13 pm
I get it...but I work with OPSEC every darn day...
Bob D. Sailor - November 29, 2009, 11:11 pm
Apperently a few others got it also, since as of right now its at 2.64. And thanks LD.
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 10:36 am
LOL! I gave it a 5 since I'm an OSPEC PM...not sure who else will get it though Bob!


SECOND PLACE -




SECRETS -


TAGS: secret run hide lie forever
Rating: 3.18/5

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Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:40 am
It's the two "forever"s, rodangol. Read it 10 more times, you'll get over it. ;-)
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:24 pm
keep it 5p rick :)
rodangol - February 5, 2012, 8:15 pm
is that a quote? the wording is annoying me


BIRTHDAY SURPRISE -


TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

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DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Macabre
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
Yes!!!
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)


SURPRISE BUTTSECKS - Just when you think it can't get worse


TAGS: j35u5m4 buttsecks cow necro
Rating: 2.94/5

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dman811 - January 20, 2012, 7:54 pm
face down ass up


RED SHIRTS -




Unbeatable -


TAGS: airport security
Rating: 4.82/5

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steve1961 - August 19, 2013, 5:55 pm
I had a flight recently from Toronto directly to Vancouver. They conficated an almost empty bottle of shaving cream and a small bottle of mouthwash. They let me keep the open package of razors I had. Dumb.


SECRET OF MY SUCCESS -




IF WE COULD SEE THEM -


TAGS: secrets calendar tempest khalil gibran
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:57 pm

wow
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:43 pm
It might just *puts on sunglasses* blow them away.


FROM CURIOUS TO FURIOUS -




RED WINE -


TAGS: sexism day give your wife red wine so she wont talk about your boss sleeping with his secretary
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:35 pm
Priceless. 5L
Airman - June 17, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - June 17, 2010, 1:47 pm
I love it! 5 Bottles of Red Wine for you for the misses Jake!


What if -


TAGS: what persecute ego innocent reality
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - July 10, 2013, 4:11 am
Nice, but never apologize for past girlfriends - it'll be a big can o' worms


I'M FREE IN MY PRISON -


TAGS: security vs liberty calendar dy2012
Rating: 4.43/5

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dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:33 am
thanks guys
MashiMashi - April 29, 2012, 7:48 am
I've known "FREEDOM"....didn't like the dental plan. Ask the arab spring boyz how they feel that there country has been taken over by the brutal arab brotherhood.
maoworks2 - April 29, 2012, 7:30 am
Well Done.


RETIREED D. I. -




RELIGION - The other taboo


TAGS: religion believe secret questions doubt
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!


DON'T TELL ANYONE -




GREAT THINGS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WISHES HE SAID -




AND THATS NOT ALL THAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: tsa airportsecurity military funny
Rating: 4.12/5

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rerun - November 27, 2010, 10:23 am

not your best effort, in 3 months this will not have any meaning.


SECURE - sarfleet security there is a reason they only live for few minutes


TAGS: secure
Rating: 4.04/5

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spacedog - December 30, 2009, 1:06 am
Nice one, elf25s.


Gmail -




SHOPPING BAZAAR -


TAGS: afghanistan mall security mall cop
Rating: 3.91/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 7:30 pm
But, he's more of a target than they are! That means he's endangering their lives. That means they're escorting him, like a human shield.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:51 am
Thats Something 5L


BREAKING UP - THINGS ARE CERTAINLY ABOUT TO.




BUTTSECKS - To Hell with Teabagging SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!!!!


TAGS: surprise buttsecks
Rating: 3.27/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:23 am
Since when were you able to do that in a Halo game? Gaywad.


SERIOUS ABOUT SECURITY - I can't read the sign, But i think they mean business.




GOOD LOOKING OUT! - Gun stores, liquor stores, shoe stores, and FUNERAL PARLORS, have always had our back!!




SURPRISE - Samurai Buttsecks




STANDARDS - Know what you like!


TAGS: humor sex secretary women
Rating: 2.14/5

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RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:18 pm
A GREAT STANDARD OF POSTER...VERY GOOD
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 11:08 am
You must be this long to ride.


Security -


TAGS: security sharks animals fish enhanced
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:32 am
Thanks
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:31 pm
Drug dealer using my house as his personal Walmart---I'm enjoying this thought waaaay to much! Made my day, thanks! 5 grinning lions!
JesusWept - November 25, 2014, 4:35 pm
I dare you....RUN FOR THE DOOR! ;)
Reality Lord - November 25, 2014, 4:26 pm

what....? no lasers on their heads? pfffff...you call that security


SECURITY -


TAGS: security safety anti social courage people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:28 pm
Smart little lion tamer! ^!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 2:11 pm

That's what I said. Thank you!
Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:23 pm
Woah...


SECURE -


TAGS: secure safety pins love
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:54 pm
2 chicks man
Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
@ airman - at that rate it better be anything you want to f*cking call it!
rerun - November 10, 2010, 6:45 pm

nope, it is considered ownership
Airman - November 10, 2010, 6:44 pm
Is $1000 a night considered Love?


TED - He's the Moti network Ban-hammer guardian when the Mods are not using it. Oh, and he hates smart ass noobs.




SECRETS - Stop askin what the secret to great food is... There... there it is... Happy? Man, I'm soooo hungry...


TAGS: chef secrets
Rating: 3.45/5

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MTNDEW - June 16, 2010, 7:59 pm
the pic is pretty cool.


SUPER MARIO GALAXY - Seems harmless doesn't it. Now read the starred letters.


TAGS: super mario galaxys secret message
Rating: 2.85/5

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djinnyf - March 14, 2011, 10:12 am
Ohhhh I see you mean the "shiny" letters!!!!!!!! xx
deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
Took me a minute but it made us all laugh, we are legion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 7:22 am
thx TCSA! ;)
TCSA - May 10, 2010, 1:01 am
I think he meant the Lens flared ones, which spell out UR MR GAY
guest8916 - May 9, 2010, 11:15 pm
Galaxy..


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